1.Sing as loudly as you can and make sure he can hear you
2.Cover your ears and go blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,etc.
3.Tickle him (if he's ticklish
4.Laugh at him (even if what he says isn't funny), until it drives him mad
5.Walk into his room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out
6.When he says shut up, say make me and if he says shut up again, say make me again
7.Make loud and obnoxious noises right next to him
8.Whenever he says something say "why?"
9.Whenever he says something say "huh?" like you don't get it
10.Whenever he says something, don't let him finish, interrupt him with stupid stuff like "cows" or "bean dip"
11.Poke him constantly again and again and again. 12.Say "Hey, (his name), is that that girl you like over there?" loudly, and point at random girl.
13.Loudly yell "EW! When was the last time you took a shower!?"
14.When standing next to him, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo next to me!" Then punch him repeatedly
15.Roll around on the ground and say "I love you SOOOO much (Brothers name)"
16.Hug him and don't let go
17.Slap him and run, as he makes a big deal trying to catch you
18.Or, yell "Help! Police! Child molestor!
19.Make obnoxious noises, and when he tells you to shut up yell "Profanity! Profanity!" and point at him
20.Tell strangers that he's your smoking hot "olda boy" boyfriend.
21.Follow him really, REALLY closely
22.Make farting noises behind him and hide
23.Stare at him
24.If he slaps you, yell "Child Abuse!"
25.Or say in a gruff voice "Is that all you got maggot?"
26.Start dancing and yell to him to "Cut a rug"
27.Run away and hide, and get him in huge trouble for losing you
28.Pick up trash you find, pretend to throw it away, then put it down his shirt
29.Scream
30.Run around him in circles
31.Get mom or dad mad enough to spank him-always a classic
32.Critisize the clothes he's wearing
33.Screw around with his hair
34.Loudly proclaim "I LOVE you"
35.Talk to everyone (including him) with a lisp
36.Say you want something you know you can't have, and when he tells you no cry really loudly
37.Jump on his back and yell "PIGGYBACK RIDE!"
38.After every word you say to him, say "like". 39.Tell on him for something he didn't do
40.Go in his room and refuse to come out, when he drags you out tell on him for hurting you
41.Steal the remote when he's watching something and change the channel
