Chapter One

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   In the woods lies the abodes of the sillies. They are silly people who do silly things,let's first start with Mr . Silly.

Mr.Silly is a very lazy and dirty man,he is gruesome and doesn't have a job and he doesn't make an effort to get one, rather he sits in his house all day doing nothing.

Mr.Silly's only source of income is from the house his late father built and he rents it to people instead of collecting once in a year like other landlords he collects rents monthly and immediately he collects it he uses it to buy sweets.

He is very dirty and wears only a skirt and no shirt to cover his chest, he is a pure example of a bush man.

Mr Silly does not shave his armpit and leaves it to turn brown and smelly.

He doesn't have a job but is so silly that he can't use the car he inherited from his father to start up a business

Mrs Silly is no better, she looks like a nice lady but she isn't.

She has a bald hair because Mr Silly won't make her hair for her so all her hair falled off, she has cancer and palms children. Mrs Silly doesn't keep the house clean like other wives do, she licks the windows and uses her tongue to clean the dishes; their WC toilet is full of poop and can no longer flush  and their house is very dirty.

Mr and Mrs Silly don't have a cellphone, they say they don't like people disturbing their privacy and they don't have a television because they don't want people watching them but actually it's them there will be watching people and not people watching.

Mrs silly plants only tomatoes and leaves in her garden and they have a  big mango tree, so she cooks tomatoes and leaves without salt and when there is no more tomato they eat mango and flies.

Silly Junior is not different from his parents, his room is such an outer space disaster.

He bites his nails and you think he is a girl because of his dress and he is so short and suffering from short-a-duka and was born armless.

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