Chapter Three

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by MoonWalkerFan1998

by MoonWalkerFan1998

Starchild: You really put up an interesting picture of me, sweetie.

Me: Well, you really didn't have to show your love gun to the whole world.

Starchild: Oh, but I have to. The girls love it.

Me: Doesn't that make you a sex offender, though?

*Everyone laughs at my comment*

Ace: You just don't understand, babydoll.

Me: And do I have to?

Peter: *purrs seductively* Yessss...of course you do, kitten.

Me: *rolls my eyes at him as I look away from Peter*

*Ace, Peter, and Paul all chuckle at my facial expression*

Peter: Come here, sexy kitten.

Me: You're not so bad looking yourself. 🤨

Ace: Ohohoho...he's about to get horny. 😉

Peter: *pulls me closer to him and licks the side of my neck lovingly* Purrrrr...

*The doorbell rings and Gene gets up to go answer it*

Delivery Man: Parcel for you Mr. Simmons.

Gene: Thank you. *signs the paper and then gives it back to him*

Ace: What'cha got in there, Gene?

Gene: It's a surprise for just the four us as a band.

Paul: Okay, let's open it.

*Inside the 📦, are brand new KISS condoms*

Me: Well, that's not much of a surprise.

Peter: Oh it's not for you, kitten. It's only for us.

Me: You guys should be getting dog shit for Christmas because obviously, KISS is no longer a kid friendly topic.

Paul: Maybe now it isn't, but someday it will be.

Me: That's something you rockstar sissies would never live to see.

*All four original KISS members laugh at my attitude*