Hello my Neon Army! I had this idea, and I just couldn't...not do it XD I've been planning some small "bloopers" of the Experimented crew screwing up, as if they were actors or somethin', as a small apology for not updating in....a very long time. Enjoy, my melodies!
I heard a familiar voice yell “BUTTER!!!!” and the commander of the Sky Army dashed to a corner in the cave, and starting mining. Creeping silently, I snuck into the cave, but was met with...nothing? "Sky, where the fu-"
"SURPRISE, BITCH!" Sky came running out from behind a corner, yelling. Deadlox jumped in surprise, head hitting the low cieling of th cave.
"SKY YOU FUCK FACE-" Deadlox yelled, rubbing his head. Naomi and Jackson lost their shit laughing from the entrance of the cave. Sky ran around, yelling how much he owned Ty.
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I looked around quickly, a total mistake since I felt myself being tackled. I fell to the ground, and my wrists were pinned above my head; I frantically shouted “SKY!! HELP M-“before duct-tape was slapped across my mouth, muffling anything I tried to say, and my wrists and ankles were tied up. I heard....laughing? Wait, what the fuck? I looked up to see the "captor" laughing. What were they...
I turned my head, to see Naomi taking photo's on Sky's phone. "FOR THE LULS!" she yelled, running off. I tried yelling at her, but that didn't really go too well with the tape and shit. So I just kinda....flailed around.
"That's hot, yo," Sky said, laughing his ass off. "
CUT!" Neon yelled, laughing too. These fucking people...
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“Sorry, thought it’d be better to get the tape off” the girl said.
“it’s alright,” Ty replied, looking at the girl. She had light blonde hair with teal tips and her fringe bangs covered her left eye and her hair was about mid-back length. Her visible eye was a bright blue color, and she had snake bites and a nose piercing. She wore an electric blue tank top, dark denim distressed shorts, black knee high converses, fishnet fingerless gloves, black and blue headphones were resting on her neck (I guess since she wasn’t using them), a black choker, and an un-zipped black hoodie. And… black cat ears and a tail?! What the hell?
"AY YO, WHY DO YOU HAVE THEM FLUFFY ASS EARS ON YO HEAD? LOOK AT THAT, IT'S SO FUCKING FLUFFY" Ty yelled.
"OH MY GOD, TY!" Naomi burst out laughing. "WE WERE ALMOST DONE WITH THAT TAKE, DAMN YOU!"
"FLUFFEHHHHH!" Sky called out from behind the camera.
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“Sorry, thought it’d be better to get the tape off” the girl said.
"Kinky mother fucker, with tape and shit," Ty said, pokerfaced.
"TY!!!" the group groaned collectively, and Naomi shoved the tape in his mouth.
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“Experiment 200, as ‘Master’ calls me, but my real name is Naomi” she said, looking at me curiously. Guess it’s a cat thing.
“Can I call u Nao?” Deadlox asked.
“If I can call u Taco!" she replied, grinning. The cast was quiet, before they burst out laughing. "Sorry guys! I guess I'm really hungry," Naomi smiled sheepishly.
"Y-you...fucking said taco!" Jackson choked out, holding his side.
"It's okay, Nugget." Ty laughed.
"FUCK YOU, TYTY!"
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“Oh…any idea why I’m here?” Ty asked, earning a sad smile from Nao.
“Master needed a new test subject”
"...Holy mother fucking shit." Ty said in a odd, scratchy voice. Naomi groaned, hitting her head on the wall. "Sorry, I'll do it right next time, I swear" Ty laughed out.
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“Remember what happened last time you tried to?” Nao winced at these words, and placed a hand on her left side, causing the woman to chuckle.
“You caught me off guard, it was a dirty trick”
“Details. As much as I would love to argue with you, I have a job to finish.” She brushed past Naomi, and grabbed me roughly by the arm, her long nails digging into my skin and making me cry out.
"OH HELL NAW BITCH GET YOU RATTY ASS HANDS OFF ME I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN. PROBABLY UP SOME HOBO'S ASS MHMMM. AND GURLLLLLL THAT TOP WITH THOSE SHOES?!" Ty rolled his eyes. "YOU NEED JESUS!"
Naomi whacked Ty upside the head, laughing along with the cast. "GOD DAMMIT TY!"
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Annddddd.... That's all I can do, for the moment ^^ I'll probably do these every three chapters, if you guys like them! Thank you my Melodies for being so fucking patient I love you guys to death. Until the next update, my Neon Army!
--NeonMelody
