[picks up phone]
Alan: Hello....Hello!
Alucard: It's me.
Alan: Oh! Hey Alucard what's up?
Alucard: Im lonely.
Alan: Uh okay and?
Alucard: Can you come over.
Alan: Uhh I don't know if i can you live far from me.
Alucard: Oh yeah that's right.
Alan: And why are you lonely?
Alucard: Because no one loves me.
Alan: What?! Dude everyone loves you man! You're like the best one out of my three thousand six hundred forty five friends.
Alucard: Really?
Alan: Yeah man!
Alucard: Haha! Thanks!
Alan: No problem bro.
Alucard: Haha! Can I tell you something?
Alan: Yeah what is it?
Alucard:Well it's because....
Alan: what is it man just tell me.
Alucard: Fine this is gonna suck for you.
Alan: Why?
Alucard: Because ever since you were a baby I've been living in your closet.
Alan: WHAT THE FUCK R...REALLY!?
Alucard: Yes, I've been watching over you ever since.
Alan: So you're right....
Alucard: Yes, I'm right behind you.
[Closet doors open]
Alan: HOLY SHIT!
Alucard: So are you ready for some fun!
Alan: Wh...What!?
Alucard: What do you mean have some fun?
Alucard: What?
Alan: What? Don't give me that retarded look I just woke up! Well untill you called me that's when I woke up.
Alucard: Take a good look outside. What do you see?
[Alan opens the window's curtains]
Alan: What happened?
Alucard: The apocalypse has started.
Alan: What apocalypse?
Alucard: The demon apocalypse.
Alan: The Demon apocalypse?
Alucard: Yes.
Alan: What's the demon apocalypse?
Alucard: Its your worst nightmare, the demon apocalypse it's said to happen on December,21,2012.
Alan: Wait! But that's today!
Alucard: Yes and the only ones that are probably alive is you and me.
Alan: W...What? So you're saying that my whole family is.....
Alucard: I'm afraid so.
Alan: No this can't be!
Alucard: Alan clam down.
Alan: No! I can't!
[Alan runs outside to the front yard]
Alucard: Alan wait!
[Alan yells his lungs out facing towards the monstrous demons]
Alan: Why would you do this to us we didn't do shit to you fuckers! All you fucking do is cause pain and fucking posses people you fucking assholes! You are the ones who think that you're all big shit and stuff! Well fuck all of you I don't care if you kill me! You all look like ugly ass motherfuckers you even look darker than a rats ass you fucking piece of shits!
[All the demons face towards alan]
Alucard: I told you not to do anything stupid.
Alan: Were fucked aren't we?
Alucard: Yes.
[The demons bolt towards them]
Alucard: Run!
Alan: You dont have to tell me twice!
[Alan and Alucard run towards the city four blocks away from where alan lived as the demons were right behind them]
Alucard: Through here!
Alan: Man how can we run so much without breaking a sweat.
Alucard: Shit!
[Alucard's voice echoed through the dead end wall]
Alan: What?
Alucard: Dead end.
Alan: What!?
[Alan looks at the wall as the demons arrive to their location]
Demon: Looks like you're out of luck.
[The demon raises his hand to give the other demons the signal]
Demon: Kill them.
[The flood of demons swarm towards them]
Alan: Leave us the fuck alone!
[Alan's body releases an energy so powerful that it blew off the demons]
Alan: What is this?
[Alan looks at himself and his body is covered in dark purple flames]
Alan: Why am I on fire?
Alucard: Because you contain a power that no demon has.
Alan: What do you mean?
[Alucard turns himself into a strange demon]
Alucard: Look at me I have the same power as you do.
Alan: So you and I could use this power.
Alucard: Yes.
[A demon calls in the distance]
Demon: Hey! Were not finished with you!
Alucard: Oh but we are.
Demon: What do you mean by that?
Alan: It means that we're going to kick all of you and your little demons' balls.
Demon: You'll pay for that!
Alan and Alucard: We don't give.
Demon: On my mark!
Alan: Ready to have some fun.
Alucard: You don't have to tell me twice.
Demon: Now!
[The flood of demons swarm towards them again]
Alan: Let's do this.
[Alan and Alucard run towards the demons]
Alan and Alucard: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
To be continued.
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Alucard and Alan vs. The demon apocalypse
Action[picks up phone] Me: Hello....Hello! Alucard: It's me. Me: Oh! Hey Alucard what's up? Alucard: Im lonely. Me: Uh okay and? Alucard: Can you come over. Me: Uhh I don't know if i can you live far from me. Alucard: Oh yeah that's right. Me: And why are...
