Gay For Rent

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I've been staring at Tay's starry ceiling for I don't know how long now. 

Listen, guys. I'm still a normal guy who can get his heart broken okay? I know that out of those 3 years together with Milk, our relationship is pretty much just sex and publicity purposes which is not bad because she understood how is it to date in such an easy and carefree relationship. But now, to think that she's been sleeping around while I keep my body and heart exclusively for her? How dare she did that to me. Even if I mess around, I never cheat behind her back. Honestly, this might be the worst day ever in my life.

And now I'm laying on the floor of my friend's condo because I don't know where he is and he won't answer my phone. As a beloved PengYou, I had his spare key so I can easily bother him whenever I want. Now now, why does P'Sam Smith mock me in his lyric? I hate to put my Spotify on shuffle but I haven't paid this month's bill. 

Argh.

Fucking butthole.

I am the butthole, the stupidest man here. I am so angry at myself now, how could I let her play with my heart like that? I am Off Jumpol Adulkittiporn, no one gets to play me like that. I need a plan but I'm lacking in smart ass plan department and Tay is not here. That guy. 

Just when I'm about to open my phone and dial the owner of this room, I can hear a series of tings sounds and there he is. My friend is finally here with a puzzled look on his face.

"Shiaaa how long have you been here?" He throws his messenger bag into the beige double couch behind me. I am laying just beside the couch, sprawling like a lonely dog. 

"Hi to you too, my busy friend." I look up at him and waving my hand reluctantly.

"Did something happened? You look like you just got your balls kicked."

I wish it was the case.

"That would hurt less than this. Milk is cheating on me."

I stare at him, great he doesn't care a bit about me. He's grabbing his beer can and popped one open without even offering me. What a good buddy.

"Aw? For real?"

"Yes. I caught her making out with that crew cut Nong of us. You know, that one who almost got into trouble with Earth last semester?"

"Ah him. But he's not even half of you like he's not that good. Does Milk wear prescription glasses?"

This friend really loves testing my patience.

"I don't know, maybe she's blind. I bet this is not the first time though. she's been canceling our dinner date for weeks now. I guess she's been sleeping around with I don't know how much men."

I let the biggest sigh escape my mouth and I cover my eyes with both hands. Frustrated.

"Peng... I am so sorry to hear that, wanna drink together?"

"Bastard, at least open me a new one instead of giving me your left over."

I rolled my eyes at him as he chuckles and walking towards his medium sized fridge, opening me a new can of beer that I gladly gulp down after I sit up from my previous position. I don't wanna choke and die, yet.

"So, what's your plan?"

"I don't know, that's why I'm here. Where have you been all day? All of my friends abandoned me, you guys are shitty friends."

I gulped down half of the can and put it aside as I lay back on my original position.

"Work. Are you planning on making Milk come back to you?"