Once apon a time x_TheBigGay_x was updating pornstar for once when suddenly the window smashes open and in walks in her lizard (:O plottwist!) "Im severely dissapointed in the mistakes in which u have made and i want to hear what u have to say." The lizard said.
"Wot umu?" X_TheBigLesbian_X said.
"HOW DARE YOU FUCK ME AND NOT USE FROOTLOOPS FLAVORED LUBE!" lenna the gay lizard said very angry like.
"Oh fock owo sorry i did that baby umu lemme go buy some." Ash ketchum said.
"Aight, u bettur." Then the lizard left to watch the magic school bus or some shit.
Ashsksksks takes out her barbie telsa which was a vomiting pastel pink color and drives off to a gasoline shop. She looks for the lube and when she doesnt find any she decides to ask the very gay counter lady.
"Ya got any lube?" TheBigGay asks. "Frootloops flavored lube."
"No sorry." She says.
"Oh gosh darnit!" Ass said very depressed and mad.
"Woa did u seriously just say that?" The counter lady said. She could feel her erection rip open her mlp panties.
"Yuh. Sorry i say it when im mad."
"No need to be surry cuz that shit was hotter than the sonadow fanfics i read to my children every night." The counter lady said.
Ash gasped. Was this her soulmate? No.
"You lioke sonadow?" She asked.
"Hell yee. Im karen btw and i fucked my fish the other day." @Sinadow the poopy head bitch said.
"Thats just as epic as my fanfics." XxxthebiggayXxx said. because it was true everything this goddess makes is epic oml
"Can i rape u?" Sinner the dow asked.
"Yeah ok."
They both walked to the back of KFC and did the frickle frackle i guess.
This wasn't even that funny. Im so sorry
