Oli ZigZag x MrRealism (Random Joke)

Tom's Babysitter Forgets Him at McDonalds

Tom sat in Lana's car with a expression so salty that he killed two snails with a hot, sour fart. "I hate you, bitch." He sniffed as Lana had hot diarrhea in the front seat. "Get out of the car, you little rat and eat some goddamn McDonalds." She cried as she walked into the restaurant. Tom, being the unsupervised crackhead he is, fell head first out off Lana's crusty ass car. "MWA MWA MILKY!" He outbursted before storming into McDonald's and making a huge scene with hot, smelly, and liquidy diarrhea leaking out of his pants.
      Tom went to the play center. "TOM YOU UGLY FURRY GET IN THE CAR BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR ASS!" She screamed like a pterodactyl. Tiffany Mayumi stood with a shook expression as she screamed and cried and had hot turd because Lana threw Tom's diarrhea at her face as payment like a monkey. Tom ignored the bitch like a good angle. After this, Tom sat at a table as Lana drove away, making autistic noises.
      Suddenly, a man appeared out of some beads that made a back room look like a hippy lounge. He was beautiful. His hair was purple and slicked back like a newly polished toilet seat brought to you by AppleCakeFan100. Albert screamed "AND SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE AND SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE AND BAD!" Adding romantic tension between the two. "ME SHIP. ME SHIP!!!" The man screamed back in a familiar voice. It was Tom's senpai, Oli ZigZag.
      Once Tom came to this realization, he blushed like a hot anime babe and had bloody diarrhea all over the stale big Mac someone left in the middle of the floor. Oli blushed at the wet farts that he heard coming out of Tom's asshole. He blushed and farted so a big green cloud appears by his backside. His ass cheeks clapped as the fart pillowed with a loud noise, escaping from his crusty, withered butthole. "Oli, can we date?" Tom blushed.
"Yes." Oli said in a little girl voice which made him very attractive.