Jiwon: Some people give off a vibe of 'Don't fuck with me'. My vibe is more like 'Hey, you could spill soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you'.
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Jonah: I think I'm feeling...how do I make it stop.
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Lance: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings Jonah?
Jonah: No.
Jiwon: I do.
Lance: I know.
Jiwon: I'm sad.
Lance: I know Jiwon.
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Jiwon: Jonah, you're losing a lot of blood, you're going to need a transfusion. What's your blood type?
Jonah, bleeding out:...B positive...
Jiwon, panicking: I'm trying but you're bleeding a lot.
Jonah, while coughing up blood: Oh my God, I'm going to die.
~~~~~
[Meanwhile, in Ghost Land]
Lance: You played us like fiddles!
Reginald: Oh no, fiddles are actually quite hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoos you are.
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Lydia: Theo, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Theo, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty fine words for someone standing in lava.
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Lance: Are you sure that's a wise decision?
Theo: I have never made a wise decision in my life and I never will.
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Jiwon: [Eating a cinnamon roll]
Salem: Cannibalism.
Jiwon: [Confused chewing noises]
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[Theo and Salem get arrested]
Officer: What're your names?
Theo: Don't tell them anything, Salem.
Officer, writing: Salem.
Salem: Good job, Theo.
Officer:
Theo:
Salem: Oh shït.
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Lance: I wish we could block people in real life.
Lydia: Restraining order.
Jonah: Murder.
Lance: ...
Lydia:...Jonah we've talked about this.
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Jiwon: I did something terrible.
Salem: It's okay, I have a shovel.
Jiwon: Wait what? Wait...what do you think I did?
Salem: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know.
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Theo: I’m the most responsible in the group.
Lance: You literally just lit the kitchen on fire.
Theo: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.
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Salem: I have an idea, but I’m going to need your permission.
Lydia: Why would you need my permission? Oh, it's because I'm Number One and the leader, right?
Salem: Nope. Because if I mess it up, I don’t want it to be just my fault.
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Theo: [Walking around, still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
Lance: What did you think a tiger shark was, Theo?
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Jonah: You gave me a sticker?
Lance: Not just any sticker. It's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow"!
Jonah: I'm not a pre-schooler!
Lance: Fine, I'll take it back then-
Jonah: No, I earned this. Back off.
~~~~~
List of all OCs not belonging to me:
Jiwon - AllyPomiTheFangirl
Jonah - Kim_knifeblade
Lydia - _world_of_fandoms_
Theo - jasminebauer7
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