A/n: here's a random ass chapter for junhui's birthday,, i needed to update and so- here's this
Babydino: it's junnie's birthday !
Dab8: happy birthday jun~
Shortji: yeah happy birthday you piece of shit
Holyshua: JIHOON THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY AND HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE
Shortji: wHAT ?!
Shortji: that's how i show my affectionKingJun: omg jihoon showing me affection ? that's never been heard of
Shortji: yeah ik be thankful
KingJun: ilysm hoonie :')
Shortji: yeah yeah ilyt
Moonwoo: how cute
Shortji: stfu emowoo before i kick you in the balls
Moonwoo: suck them instead
Sunyoung: wonwoo wtf
Holyshua: jEON WONWOO
Shortji: hell no
Moonwoo: :)
KingJun: i wanna see that
Babydino: tbh same
Divaboo: wth is wrong with you all
Shortji: ykw wonwoo suck my dick
Moonwoo: there's not much to suck on, besides, even if i'm on my knees i would still be too tall and i wouldn't reach your dick
Shortji: fuck off
Softgyu: we all know you secretly want him to give you a blowjob ji
Shortji: ykw tree branch dick, sit on a cactus
Memesol: why's everyone talking about dicks though
KingJun: i thought we were gonna talk about my birthday
KingJun: guess notDaddycheol: you all are disgusting
DK: says the guy who has daddy in his username
Daddycheol: i take back my previous statement
DK: yeah that's what i thought
Angelhan: idk what to say about you guys anymore
Sunyoung: say "stfu or i'll shove my dick down your throat"
Divaboo: you're just as bad as your boyfriend
Sunyoung: where do you think i get it from
Divaboo: touché
Sunyoung: i also learn from his best friend
Babydino: woAh, tEA
Moonwoo: wtf hosh
Sunyoung: i meant that i'm always around him so i learn from him too. the only reason i'm always around him is because i'm always around you, and you're always around him
Moonwoo: yeah that's true
DK: you're also around junhui a lot
Sunyoung: true
KingJun: what's that supposed to mean
DK: you're like, the king of being sexual
KingJun: im the king of everything
Angelhan: ooooOOOOHHHHH I GET IT NOW
Angelhan: I KNOW WHY DINO'S ACTING THE WAY HE ISBabydino: ??
Angelhan: JUNHUI GET AWAY FROM MY PURE BABY DONT TAINT HIS SOUL
Babydino: im already tainted, mind and body
Memesol: fym and body ??
Babydino: ;)
Holyshua: DID JUNHUI, GOD FORGIVE ME FOR MY LANGUAGE BUT, DID JUNHUI FUCK YOU ?!
Babydino: no but i wish
Babydino: and i was kidding about the body partHolyshua: jesus christ i was so upset and worried for a moment omg
Babydino: but i do still have a vibrator
Babydino: thanks cheol and jiji hyungShortji: please don't bring that up to me
Daddycheol: thank hoshi he forced us to buy it for you
Sunyoung: i was just being a good hyung
Angelhan: "good hyung"
Sunyoung: what ? i was giving him what he wanted
Dab8: istfg sometimes i want to disassociate myself from you all
Divaboo: do it, we won't mind
Softgyu: minghao : never mentions seventeen again on his instagram account , minghao : i disassociated myself from the group :D
Dab8: shut up mingyew
Softgyu: okay 😚
Memesol: wtf 😂
DK: YOU ALL ARE WEIRD
KingJun: i thought it was my birthday
Daddycheol: oh shit you right
Angelhan: do you want me to make you dinner junnie~?
KingJun: im going out with minghao
Dab8: ✌️🤙
Moonwoo: happy birthday jun ❤️
KingJun: thanks
Shortji: hey jun, can you do me a favor though ?
KingJun: sure
Shortji: when you get back, don't fuck minghao too loud, i'll probably be asleep and i don't want to be waken up by your moans
Memesol: omg
Memesol: true thoughKingJun: i'll try but no promises
A/n: annnnd happy birthday to my beautiful, amazing, talented chinese king, wen junhui 💕 i love him so much wow sorry wonwoo but he came first. also, sorry minghao and mingyu but like i said he came first 😌💗
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