Bob is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry with him. She told him "Tomorrow i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The bext morning he got up really early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran outside to the driveway and brought the gift in the house. She opened it to find a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday
YO POOR BOB 😢😂😂😂
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