Drunk night

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I'm a really bad author. I don't write, so sorry. I hate myself for not writing and shit, I say I'm busy; it's true but a shit excuse I don't want to use it but then I don't have an excuse so, sorry. so all I'm trying to say is imma try to fix my grammar and updates and to be more persistent with updating and other shit ig just tell me to get my shit together. Well that message old af but tru af

My vision is fuzzy and my head feels as though its splitting in half, that and there's a fierce pain in my lower groin. My eyes adjust to the light as I try to get up. "Fuck" my ass is so fucking sore. "Wait- IM FUCKING NAKID!!!?!" I can't remember anything right now. I just know I got dumped, went to a club, got drunk and was probably fucked. Great... juuust great. I crawl to the bathroom after rolling out of bed.

Pulling myself up by the counter, I grab the ibuprofen (i never see this in books) popping 4 into my mouth while I cup water from the faucet into my hands. I lay back down after taking the painkiller to ease my throbbing headache and my throbbing ass. I wonder who did this. I'm gonna have a fucking limp. This fucking asshat.

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Beep Beep Beep Beep Bee- "AH FUCKING ALARM SHUT UPPPPP!" (if that aint me-) What day is it? He leans over to see the date.

"It's Tuesday~ oh ok~ wai- TF I GOTTA GO TO WORK!" Tae jumps outa bed, ignoring all the pain. He gets ready looking like a snack, but then again when doesn't he tho (damnrite) Tae arrived at work and the first thing he sees when he walks in is his ex, Eunwoo and newbie ugly ass actor (call me a bitch), Sehun and of course, they are eating each other's faces out. I would be fine if it was a kiss but Sehun was almost raping the boy. Sehun grabbed his ass groping and slapping it, making him whine into the kiss.

I'm so fucking over this shit. I think I'm going to go to that bar again just...less drunk.

"MR KIM!" Uh... "You're limping, are you alright?" I got nervous I looked around seeing a.. I guess new camera man. He sees me and his eyes widened and I'm confused. "Yea....all good...new camera man?" I feel like I know him but I don't know. His doe eyes and that intimidating aura. Whatever. It's fine. (is it tho)

"Yup, best in korea, he'll be recording AND photo shoots for this unit of the company. He's just that good, best in Asia." Hm I know I know him from somewhere. I can feel it. Well he is a really good photagrapher so I guess I would see him "Ah" the pain in my ass stings when I sit. Sehun raises an eyebrow and so does the assistant directors manger,

"Twisted my ankle, I'll be fine though, so don't worry." They nod and get back to work or just whatever they were doing.

Today's shift: Sehun couldn't get the part right, so we did it like 80,000 times, like tf. But it's over now. And we can go home and sleep. I'm about to leave when I get pulled into the bathroom. (i don't know how that job works idc sry)

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC-" a hand goes over my mouth, "shhhh," the lights flip on. "The new camera guy?" I whisper, but he hears. "So you don't remember me? I was wondering why you were looking at me confused when I saw you." He spoke, more sounding like he's talking to himself but as he was looking at me.

"Yea. Who are you anyway? Like I feel like I know you but I don't think I do?? I mean.." He chuckles "I'm Jeon Jeongkuk and I'm the reason for the pain in that wonderful ass of yours." He smiles smugly, almost a smirk but not quite. I could feel my face heating and the pain in my ass creaping back 'no, this hunk of a meal smashed my drunk ass!' I hear a chuckle "I guess I am a hunk of a meal, aren't I?" My eyes widened 'What I said that out loud!?' Another chuckle, "you said that out loud too so, I think you need help to think in your mind." He laughs this time and my heart sputters...tf, was that. He smiles sending chills up my spine. and it's the full fricken length too. (ew)

"You were pretty hot though, screaming. Plus virgin bottom? Your neighbors probably heard too, because you wouldn't be any quieter." He shrugs, "fine by me though. I don't care." My eyes go wide, wider then they already were. "YES AND WTF!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP? WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE ME SHUT UP? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP?!?" I breathed in furiously. No way. This can't happen, I'll be humiliated. "MY POOR ASS!!"

His face went pale and his breath hitched. "Hey calm down. I tried. Plus don't worry Hun, just tell them it was a buddy using your house and they brought their girlfriend. Problem solved." He took a deep sigh and then huffed limping his body as he leaned against the wall. I wouldn't be lying if I said he looked really good at that moment with his blonde locks falling just above his eyes and his cute nose. And damn what I wouldn't do to touch, no, kiss, his soft baby pink lips that are parted for what, breathing purposes or giving me a boner? Legit I'm about to turn him over, rip down his pants and shove my cock in his ho-

"why are you staring at me? Omg did I just get fucked by a pervert!?" Shit...

"No. Sorry I was just thinking about-how- to get the perfect angle at the wedding spot for my Appa. Yeah..." Damn I'm a good lier. "Oh. Sorry then. I have to leave now it's getting late. I don't wanna bump into Sehun eating Eunwoos face out again." He mumbled the last part but I still heard. I don't think I was supposed to hear, so Imma stay quiet. Smart choice Jauncock, I'm so proud of myself.

"Yea same here. Oh and what's your name I didn't get it?!" I smirk and he roles his eyes, "bitch, call me V because I don't give out the d!" He sticks out his tongue and walks out as I laugh.

 Oh and what's your name I didn't get it?!" I smirk and he roles his eyes, "bitch, call me V because I don't give out the d!" He sticks out his tongue and walks out as I laugh

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Meme ish.. got this bitch she's my bestest friend ain't a word Idc I love her she my ride or die homie. Yo I gotchu bro we gonna get ice cream. dirtyassburntpupusa theveryawkwardpotato

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That was a tough chapter rip Taes ass

YO bubblies, its short, that's what I've decided to do. I make short chapters but they good, I hope... I did proof read shud be rid of mistakes.

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