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facebook:

kim seungpuppy:
hey jeongin! unblock me on insta!

lee know not minho:
lover's quarrel on the way!

minho's unplanned crush:
should i talk to i.n?

i.n (ai i ai i en):
should i kick you out of this group chat too seungdick?

christopher crispy:
ohOhOHohOh

kim seungpuppy:
shut up you ghost

christopher crispy:
excuse me

minho's unplanned crush:
that's because your face is pale

felix lee:
hey noona-

minho's unplanned crush:
shut uuuuup!!!!!!!!!!!

lee know not minho:
is someone protecting his boyfriend?

christopher crispy:
oh shut up. how 'bout you go protect your boyfriend

minho's unplanned crush:
protect me from who? from felix aka your boyfriend

changbean:
do you wanna get kicked out of 3racha?

minho's unplanned crush:
go on, you guys wouldn't be 3racha without me

changbean:
but we could be 2chan without you

chicken is life:
oOOooooOoh

lee know not minho:
if you're here to talk about chickens then get lost.

felix lee:
that's just harsh

hyunliiiiiicks:
i'm still salty on how he could be chatting here but still hasn't read my message.

i.n (ai i ai i en):
that hurt

kim seungpuppy:
not as much as how my dick hurts atm! jeongin!!!!!!!!!

chicken is life:
you maknaes are fucking?

i.n (ai i ai i en):
no, he was just saying something shitty earlier i don't even know why he's hard.

kim seungmin changed yang jeongin's nickname to 'i'd choke on seungmin's dick'

i'd choke on seungmin's dick:
what the?

kim seungmin changed his nickname to 'i'd choke jeongin with my dick'

felix lee:
is it weird to have a dream about kissing one of your best friends?

christopher crispy:
well yeah, but not as weird as seungmin tho^

minho's unplanned crush:
true

christopher crispy:
who were you kissing in your dream?

felix lee:
i'll give you a clue, the clue is u.

christopher crispy:
oh, it's me.

yang jeongin changed lee yongbok's nickname to 'bang yongbok aka chan's bottom'

yang jeongin changed his nickname to 'suck yourself seungmin'

yang jeongin changed kim seungmin's nickname to 'i'd suck myself'

yang jeongin changed hwang hyunjin's nickname to 'sorry ass'

yang jeongin changed bang chan's nickname to 'yongbok's top'

yang jeongin changed seo changbin's nickname to 'im a muscle bean'

minho's unplanned crush:
what's with changing nicknames?

lee know not minho:
weird baby

yang jeongin changed lee knowho's nickname to 'i'm jisung's lee dumb'

yang jeongin changed han jisung's name to 'i'm mean hoe's squirrel'

yang jeongin changed kim woojin's nickname to 'old man'

i'm jisung's lee dumb:
excuse me for a moment but why does my and jisung's nickname seem like you're only provoking me?

suck yourself seungmin:
what do you mean?^

i'm jisung's lee dumb:
i mean look at my nickname and jisung's; it say's "i'm jisung's lee DUMB" and "i'm MEAN HOE's squirrel"

i'm mean hoe's squirrel:
maybe because i'm good to him.

yongbok's top:
you up for another amusement park @bang yongbok aka chan's bottom?

bang yongbok aka chan's bottom:
the nickname sounds embarrassing but sure...

yongbok's top:
pick you up?

bang yongbok aka chan's bottom:
neh, im just gonna go to your house then we'll get going

sorry ass:
we're still here

i'd suck myself:
jealous^
seen by sorry ass, i'm jisung's lee dumb, old man, suck yourself seungmin

woojin with someone on the other hand...

"wow i've only said 2 sentence and that was it."

"and i've also only said 2 sentences and he didn't care."

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