Are you happy?

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Now the book is back
I hope that you have gut-trembling or something resembling fun
And if you read this thing alone
You probably didn't laugh, but maybe a few times you exhale out of your nose
But if you hate it, that's fair
But either way, could you find a little more time for a questionnaire?

On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
'Cause I have your back from here, so are you happy?
I'm open to suggestions, are you happy?
But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"

I really wanna try to get happy
And I think that I could get it if I didn't always
Panic every time I'm unhappy like
I'm owed some life
Where I'm always, like, happy
Which is stupid 'cause I wouldn't even want it if I got it
Wait, oh god, my dad was right

So if you know or ever knew how to be happy
On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?
You're everything you hated, are you happy?

This is a song made by Bo Burnham I only changed the lyrics to fit this book.

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