"NIALL DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!"
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT DON'T LEAVE ME"
Guess what. He did leave them. But chill out. He is still a cool guy.
"WE NEED YOU"
"I'm sorry but he is dead"
"WHAT NO HE ISNT"
"Mr. Payne please stop shouting"
"WELL MY BEST FRIEND JUST DIED SO SHUT THE FUCK UP"
So let's start our little story, shall we.
"Where in the hell am i?" I say, but nobody answers. Well this just sucks.
"Don't swear, it is a bad habit." Someone says. I don't know who and i don't even want to know.
"Who the hell are you?" Oops, don't you fucking swear Niall. Oops i did it again.
"I said don't swear. So let me explain this funny situation. You are so going to laugh."
"I don't see any funny in here but please continue because i want to know where in the..."
"Don't say that word. When you are going to learn?"
"Oh sorry but where am i? And who are you?"
"You are in heaven Niall horan"
So please tell me your opinion about this :-)
