Summary:
"But then, what happened to 'Man with the penis tattoo', or 'Purple balls'? What about them?" Niall plows closer to his face, as eager as a small pup awaiting for its first chew toy.
"Gone." Louis replies simply, as he began replying through his overflowing inbox, fingers clacking on the keyboard, about 70 words per minute.
Niall gasps closely to his ear. He pushes the boy's face away.
"As in gone? Like, really gone? Empty slate gone?" Niall rambles, once again crowding closer to his face.
Louis nods, not taking his eyes off the screen. "The whole red carpet, gone." He affirms, smirking slightly at Niall's permanently gaping mouth.
"Wow Lou." Niall says after a questionable silence that drifted along them. "You've never been, like, held down by just one guy before. The man must be that special, eh?"
Or an AU Where Louis is Cameron Diaz, Harry is Leslie Mann, Liam is Kate Upton, and Zayn is the hot step-brother, and Niall's the 'oh-so-helpful' assistant.
Comment:
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Author: PristineContradiction
