Dust storm (wow in progress)((IN PROGRESS? MORE LIKE D E A D)

Care to spend a moment of your time?

the destroyer of Worlds,

I walked through the ruined isles of the old supermarket, supplies like medicine are my top priority. The new plague that has been sweeping through the area has left many towns deserted, bodies rot in the ruins of what was once their homes. I heard a can drop behind me, I quickly brought up my lead pipe to engage in combat. The man before me was wearing a purple top hat, bright green greatcoat, purple cotton pants, and a pair of purple jackboots.

"Hello dear sir!" He spoke in a English accent "Would you be interested in buying one of my products?" this guy must be insane, he was a traveling sales man clearly, but why the hell was he dressed like that? -"what the fuck are you doing?" he reached into his coat and pulled out a pistol -"here I have a fine piece of fire power" he then threw it into the air and caught it "I'd like to interest you in the deal of a lifetime, so don't waste your time, dying figure out what I want for this transaction. take action! Grab this fine piece of 9mm death shooter. I'm sure you'll find a dime to spend friend! however I can tell you have no such dime so I offer you a different method of payment." he then pointed the gun at me "your lead pipe, hand it over." I quickly dropped it on the ground. he walked over and picked it up, then he threw his gun at me. I grabbed it out of the air. He then lifted his hat and pulled something from the bottom of it, he put his hat back on his head. He lifted his hand in the air and it became clear he was holding something. He then threw it against the ground. he disappeared in a puff of blue smoke. what the fuck did I just witness?

I'd turn away from the cloud of smoke and continue searching for supplies. After spending 20 minutes searching I found a medkit , when I exited the store I found myself being stared at by a man in a black trench coat with a metal skull mask covering his face. he pulled out a knife "hand it over." I pointed my gun at his head and he immediately flinched 

*BANG*

He fell over with a hole in his head. He sure regretted trying to rob me...

I continued on back to the town wearing my new coat. Today was certainly profitable, new clothes AND medicine

I don't know how today could get any better...

I arrived in town, it was kind of empty for a bit, nothing but burnt out husks of shops and shit. then you arrived at the gate.

I walked down the middle of the road with the gate in sight, it had a guard tower off to the left side, and the wall and gate were about twenty meters high I think "HE'S BACK!" I heard a shout come from a guard as he stood watch over the street. I walked up to the gate as it opened, there was nothing to behold behind it. just a outpost of sad looking people in torn up clothing, beaten and bruised by the world we live in.