The fateful day

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by Casualcultists

by Casualcultists

I saw him sitting there in the cafe I was immediately drawn to him the way he says zoot and his beautiful turkey sexiness. So I went up to talk to him

"h-hi whats your n-name" I stuttered

"my Zoot name is Zoot what is your my Zoot," zoot says I loved the way he said zoot every one of two words I felt my face heat up and then I was snapped out of it when he stopped talking

"oh uh my name i-is J-Jon" I managed to say while taking the seat across from him I just sat there admiring Zoot for who knows how long until I heard someone from across the cafe yelling Zoots name I look over to see the one and only Garfield that little bitch is dating zoot how dare he

"Hey babe, "Garfield says giving Zoot a peck on the cheek

"Hey when did you get here" Zoot replies not looking up from his notebook Garfield I shoulda guess he would snatch Zoot up he was just too good to be true

"oh I just got back 20 minutes ago, hey Jon what are you doing here?" Garfield asked

"u-uh nothing just saying bi to Zoot b-by," I said before I dashed outside the cafe as quick as I could I hope I see zoot again zoot just think about him makes me excited I fell my face heat up again When I get home I see Odie I complain to him for about an hour and then the worthless pile of lazy shit Garfield walks in with zoot they run upstairs and slam the bedroom door shut

"That shit better not be doing what I think he is to zoot" I mutter under my breath as I stomp upstairs I try to pry the doors open the moans of zoot and Garfield linger in the hallway I go and get the key from downstairs and slam open the door

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GARFIELD GETTTT OUT!!!!" I yell rupturing all their eardrums