Jon Arbuckle x the almighty zoot

Zooterific

Garfield ran out of the house zoot following behind even though Jon was calling after him
"Damn zoot ran off to " jon exclaimed jon immediately ran off to grab zoot before he went after Garfield jon grabbed zoot and pulled him inside
"Zoot what why would you ever have sex with Garfield" jon said his voice laced in venom
"Because I love him jon but maybe it's time to break up with him" zoot said as he inched closer to Jon he was anticipating this moment for years and as they inched even closer and finally their lips met in a passionate loving kiss they only pulled away when air was needed
"Jon you dont know how long I've been waiting to do that" zoot said his eyes half lidded
"Same here"jon said caressing zoot's cheek then Garfield threw the door open because he wanted to say sorry to Jon but his face contorted into a look of disgust as he looked at his former lover and owner kissing once more
"WHAT THE HELL ZOOT I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING" grafield yelled in a fit of rage
"We did at some point but no more Garfield" zoot said surprisingly calm
"Well zoot then were over"garfield says crying angrily as he storms out of the house 

A/N
So this fanfic got to number 8 in weird fanfic I can't believe it honestly so I suppose thanks? To be honest this whole thing is just a joke between a friend and I