Evil Ex One

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A few weeks later, Albert was perusing his email while Jake sat on the couch. He noticed one that caught his eye. It read "Dear Mr. Aretz. My name is Spencer Jones and I'm (Y/N)'s ex. I regret to inform you that we will be fighting soon. With all due respect, I suggest you come prepared". Albert skimmed it, not really paying attention to the threat. "This is...", Albert said. "Hmm?", Jake said. "Boooring.", Albert said. "I'm gonna go meet up with (Y/N).", he said. He drove to (Y/N)'s house, knocking. "(Y/N), I've come to realize something...", Albert said. "Oh? What might that be?", she asked. "I may be fighting your ex.", Albert said. "Which one?", (Y/N) asked. "Spencer.", he said. "But, changing the subject, wanna go see Sex Bob-Omb with me and Jake? They're in concert.", Albert said. "Of course! My brother is their guitarist Scott!", (Y/N) said, beaming with happiness. A few hours later, (Y/N), Jake and Albert arrived at the concert. All was going well until Albert felt a hand on his shoulder. "It's finally time that we met.", a voice said. Albert turned around to see a male his age with long shaggy red hair with green tips, blue eyes wearing a Sex Bob-Omb shirt, cargo pants and boots. "You must be Spencer.", Albert growled. "Hold this.", Albert said, handing his coke bottle to Jake. Albert then uppercutted Spencer, sending him into the air. Spencer went in for a drop kick but Albert dodged, slapping him. The fight went on for a few hours and then Albert finished it with a blow to the gut. "You'll pay for this, PILGRIM.", Spencer yelled, running off. After the fight was over, (Y/N) kissed Albert's cheek, hugging him. "So are we going out now?", Albert asked shyly. "Yeah, I guess.", (Y/N) replied, giggling.

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