CyberWanky

Twats galore and the silly trolls
Post cries and wank off on the web.
All whimsy were the liberals,
And the MoMo wrath to what was said.

Beware the Libertards, my friends!
Their words with might, laws of socialism.
Beware the #knowitall turds, and women's
Their furious feminism!

She molested her Apple iPhone in hand:
Lonely in her maxi pad she stool in thought
So nested she under her apprehend,
And gazed happily at the boots she brought.

And in F'ing thoughts she stool,
The Libertards, with minds so euphemistic,
Commanding to the world with website tools
And full of feces majestic.

Wi Fi, WiFi, Wi Fi WiFi! And online and online
The Cyber Trolls went Tweeter-Tweeter!
She sent her Tweets, lay waste to time.
She went scrolling back to her many followers.

And has thou sway the Libertards?
Come to my terms, my fetish girl!
O voluptuous day! Allahhh! Akbar!
She snorted in her car.

Twats galore and the silly trolls
Post cries and wank off on the web.
All whimsy were the liberals,
And the MoMo wrath to what was said.