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Random things that pop into my head when i think of the signs 0ω0

Aries - *Accidentally Breaks Something*
AND I OOP-
Taurus - it's Wednesday noobs-
Gemini - shhh they smell fear
Cancer - *on the couch with a Nutella jar crying* why don't they allow ferrets in California aaa
Leo - now I'm gonna w o o s h
Virgo - ew people wtf {big mood}
Libra - I'm so fashionable my toes are more fashionable then you
Scorpio - sharing emotions is a disgrace to my culture
Sagittarius- why did the author spell my name wrong 3 times
Capricorn - no matter how much i work my sins are still here *loud Gemini screaming fades in*

Aquarius - alien toe whiskey anybody {pls void that lmao}
Pisces - baby shark is such a deep song omg

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