Random Imagines (DISCONTINUED)

This is for Lizard Hurts

lizholtz8 IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED

Tylort grabbed Lizard's wrist and spun her around to face him as she was walking away. In his other hand he held his trusty dusty ukulele. Lizard tried to get away to be with jOosh but Tylort would not let her go. He slowly raises the ukulele and says "Is this want you want Lizard? For me to morph so they won't know into a GOD and rain ukulele lightning on you?" Lizard looked at him like he was absolutely insane because he is. He started hitting her leg with the messed up guitar and she yelled "jOosh help your weird ass best friend is slapping my shin with his crappy instrument!" jOosh came running in and sister snatched the ukulele away from Tylort and placed Lizard in his back pocket. He dropped the ukulele on the floor and pushed Tylort so he would land on the ukulele and break it because of his big booty. Tylort got sad and started making the one noise

(The one at 0:07)

jOosh hippity hopped away but not too hard so he didn't hurt Lizard. They lived happily ever after and Tylort never got a new crusty musty ukulele but that's good because he can't slap anyone else's shins that way. THE END

LIZ YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS I SPENT A WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES MAKING THIS

Mom I know this is weird but what more do you expect from me?