You wake up to the sound of a strange man yelling your voice. "Y/N!!" "Y/N!!!" He kept shouting. You woke up and stared at him, admiring him. He says "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY CRIB BITCH!" You stared at him, and fell in love with him. "I think that I like you.." you reply. "BITCH YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT I DONT KNOW YOU I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A GODDAMN RAT SO I KNOCKED YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MY EPIC KICKBOXING SKILLS SO; Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flint stone x and y hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone auto zone professionally seen silver patrone water malone Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong head ass pubg fortnite flip phone remote control autism Down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer o’reily auto parts silver bronze ash amiibo uv light pen sushi ramen Harrison Ford gamer bitch ass virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween defective spleen smokescreen James dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine Eugene extra green nicotine Vaseline jellybean magazine protein lightning mcqueen vending machine what’chu mean Ocean Man by ween head ass tf up bitch." And before you knew it, he grabbed his mic and killed you with it. The end.
