Orange-kun

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The sun shone brightly in the fruit market. (y/n) had just shown up to work, and clocked in. "Ah, so nice to be here again," she smiled, looking around the super mart.

"Hey, (y/n)! You made it!" Passion greeted. "Of course, it's my job after all. I kinda, get paid to be here ya know?" she nervously laughed. "And because Orange is here too.." she trailed off, mumbling the sentence. "What was that last part?~" Passion cooed. "Uh"

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"gib gub"

"Excuse me what the fuck-"

"Hey pillow princess." omg

It was... Orange-kun? In his beautiful Doritos dust covered teeth looking ass self???

"Orange-kun...." (y/n) blushed, looking at his beautiful crystallized piss colored eyes, finding herself drowning in their beauty. "There you are foot fetish. We aren't done in the backroom yet" Orange turned to face the foot sucker.

"B-But it's against G-God's will! Jesus would want me to be pure until marriage!" she scolded. "Yeah, well fuck it. Get to sucking or else you'll be able to see Jesus up close slut."

"Hey can you dumb bitches shut the fuck up, I'm trying to undress Pear with my eyes!"

"Passion-chan, you're t-that kind of g-girl?!" (y/n) stuttered, never thinking Passion would be the whore type. "No shit toe sucker. Love me a mans with a big dick."

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