Don't ask about the title part, I won't tell you (yet)
So as I've sadly come to realize is that music has gone even farther down the imaginary shit hole. Singers and bands like Taylor Swift and Magic have fucked music in the ass so hard that it would probably have it's body torn in half.
However, there are two songs in particular that have been getting a lot, and I mean A LOT of attention, both positive and negative. What are these two songs? The first is Anaconda by Nicki Minaj and the second is All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor ( or however you spell her stupid last name)
Now, I'll talk about the better of the two, All About That Bass, first. while I don't like this song, though I do find some of the parodies hilarious, it's not a bad song. It sends a good message to everyone, big or tiny, that their body size doesn't have to be tiny and life-threatening skinny, and that it's okay to be "plus sized" or what publicity makes people think is "fat"
Here's Anaconda
" LOOK AT MY ASS SHAKE BLABKSJDJ I STOLE THIS SONG FROM SIR MIX A LOT BLAKBKA DID I MENTION MY ASS IS SHAKING BJSNDJF I GOT BIGGER IMPLANTS THAN KIM KKKKKKKKK BLANGJDJ DUMB DUMB DUMB"
Literally, those could be the lyrics if she fucking tried hard enough. And I don't fucking understand why this, this whatever it is because it is definitely NOT music, is considered good. I know for a fact that my generation is full of retards and dependent-on-everything morons and simpletons but come on, why is a song that is stolen and all about dicks fucking her ass considered GOOD?!
I honestly could not formulate a reason as to why someone likes this song. It's not even that the songs bad that bothers me, because there are TONS of bad music out there, it's that people say one of two things
"I love that song Anaconda, but I hate All About That Bass,"
Or
"Anaconda and All About That Bass are the same song"
...NO! YOU'RE WRONG AND EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG!
You may ask "but Kevin, you don't like either of them, so why do you care?"
And for those people who ask that question, pop a squat in that seat and shut up and I might tell you.
At least All About That Bass is an okay song, it's catchy and it gives a good message to anyone who listens. The singer is also a somewhat respectable person with some talent.
Nicki Minaj is a talentless, horrible cow. I have no other way to describe her. She's a horrible singer and her Anaconda basically says that if you don't have a fake ass and you don't put out guys won't like you. Honestly, why would ANYONE like this? If you do like this song, please go and get your brain scanned, because you probably have a brain tumor. Tell me what you think in the comments, or leave any suggestions about what I should complain about next.
