Bonnie, Shrek, and Woody

Heh

(Authors note) this is kinda just an inside joke but feel free to read :3 lol 😆
🤣-Woody
😝-shrek
Shrek POV
It was a cool night and I started to get really hungry..  I didn't want anything from my swamp so I decided to get some pizza. The only thing around that served pizza was a places called Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. I walked in and ordered my self a large pepperoni pizza and sat down at a booth. I look around and notice there are a lot of families with their kids but I notice one person who is all alone.. I decided to go and sit next to him.. keep him company yaknow?

Woody POV
I had just finished helping Buzz with his "space ship" (it was really a cardboard box) and decided to stop at a place I haven't heard of before, Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria. I walk in and see loads of families with their kids. I order a small cheese pizza and sit at a booth near a wall. I wait for my pizza as I see a strikingly handsome green fellow a few tables away. I look down and continue waiting for my pizza as   I see him walk up to me.
🤣Oh nononono he can't be walking up to me! What am I gonna do? What will I say!
😝WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME SW- ALL ALONE?
🤣o-oh nothing just uhm- waiting for my pizza heh..
😝Oh okay then.. well, do you mind if I keep you company? I notice you're alone..
🤣Oh.. not at all..
The two started talking and actually became great friends. Shrek seen that the waiters left his pizza at his table so he quickly ran over, ate it, and went back to sit with woody. Woody also finished his pizza in the time Shrek was gone. They agreed they were still a little bit hungry and decided to share a pizza.
😝Pepperoni?
🤣Ugh
😝Sausage?
🤣How can you eat that crap?
😝 No, no, no, this not Dominoes
This legit, is high quality meat and stuff.. (oml how dare I love Dominoes ;_)
🤣No, no, I'm vegetarian
😝Oh right.. well we can get half pepperoni and half of whatever you like
🤣Ugh Ew, I can't have that stuff in the same box.
😝Seriously? You're that against meat?
🤣No, I'm that against us being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten
😝Okay, is it how we treat them?
🤣Uh, that sure doesn't help
😝Ok
😝 Do you fuck with the war?
(O TAY lol I'm done)<lyrics from pillow talking>
In the end they just get a cheese pizza and are full. Woody suggests they look around. They both are looking around when the lights turn off. The pizzeria closed and no one knew they were there.. They decided to go onstage and look at the animatronics. What catches their eye is a purple rabbit holding a guitar. The rabbit moves and starts speaking to them...

496 words lol
I'm tired and may make a part 2 bc this isn't rlly bonnieshrekwoody yet mainly Shrek and woody but anyway.. BYE FOR NOW
Nutella~Chan