~~~~~~~The Next Day~~~~~~~~
"-and mommy tried to hide the cookie jar in the cabinet but im basically a ninja and i got them when she left for work also grandma maybe helped me a little but it was mostly me- OH! And then I-"
"Ok ok ok jeez you talk a lot kiddo jesus." You groaned. You had good reason to be impatient though. You were just about to drive over to Grillbys [the bar not his house u nastie fucks] to go get a burger (and maybe his number is you're lucky), but your sister called your phone so you were stuck until she finished her story. Story quickly turned to stories and you were starting to get antsy. The Pull in your chest was turning into a Tug, and you felt like you had to go near Grillby immediately or you would die.
...Or something like that.
"Listen sis i gotta cut this convo short. I'll call you back later but i gotta do something really important."
"Oh...... Ok."
You could practically feel her heart break through the receiver.
"Ok ok fine fine fine ok. You can tell ONE more story while I drive over there but thats IT. Make it a good one." You said, standing and stretching your old man legs.
"Ya ok. Uhm...." She started, as you grabbed your keys (and a pen,,, just in case.)
"Ooo i know! So mom met this guy and brought him home and his name is Jeff and hes was mean to me so grandma threw a fork at him and he called the police and grandma filed a um,,,,, 'straining order'."
You blanked.
"Is that like,,, spaghetti?" She asked. She was only 5 and didn't have any filter. Or like,,, basic human knowledge. Kids amiright?
"Uh... No. That story wasn't very uh... Long though was it? I only just walked out the door." It was true, you only had just walked out door and locked it when she finished up her one sentence story. How she could talk for hours when you need to be somewhere but talk for 3 seconds when she has time you would never understand.
"Oh. Do you want me to tell you another story-"
"No no no its cool its fine im busy anyway haha ok bye love you." You said, hanging up. There was only so much child ranting you could take. Plus you had a Grillby to see.
So you did that. You hopped in your trashy hand me down car and drove off to Grillbys.
~~~~Time Skip To The Bar~~~~
You basically ran into Grillbys. You had to control yourself though so you just kinda... Waddled to the front bar. That skeleton guy wasnt there yet but you felt like he would chomp your head clean off if you sat in his seat so you sat in the one next to it, swiveling a few times just cause you can.
Grillby was in the back when you walked in, but the tug in his chest pulled him to the front where you sat. He seemed almost relieved to see you. He smiled and walked up, leaning onto the counter.
"Uh. Hi." You said, smiling.
Grillby just blushed.
"...hi..." He whispered. He was so quiet that you had to lean in closer to hear him. Also you just wanted to put your face closer to his.
".......do you want to order....?" He asked, a little quieter.
"Oh yes please. Ive been craving those burgs since i left the bar last night heheh." You grinned.
'Thats not the only think ive been craving.' You thought, winking at Grillby like he could hear your thoughts.
Grillby responded by dying.
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