Barry Allen son of joker and Harley Quinn

Star labs

Barry's pov
Today is the day I get to go on my first crime and with my parents I finish having breakfast and I ask mom "can you do the makeup because about now they would have the face reaction thing." And mom says "don't worry sweetie you'll be done in a giffy." "Thanks mom and can you help me chose my clothes because I want everything to look normal." "Sure thing." We head up to my room and start getting ready (Barry's room for right now.)

And when mom comes with here markup supplies she starts doing my face and when she finishes doing my makeup she chooses my clothes and when she dose I change into them and it shows my tattoos

And I tell mom "could it be like with a hat" and she nods and looks for more and she says "puddin we are going to have to get you more clothes." I start laughing and she comes out and I put on the clothes and this time it's perfect

And I say "perfect your the best mom" and she sees one of my tattoos and then she said "your dad really put my face on there." We both burst out laughing and I ask mom "when can we kill people it's so boring without any blood on my hands and I just want to hear the screams and feel the blood touch my skin." She looks at me and smiles "you really are our son well let me ask your pops and see if he will bring some random person to star labs and are you part vampire because the whole blood thing yesh but I still love you sweetie." "Love you too mom lets go see if dad can bring the person over." We leave my room and dad is with this guy in a tuxedo and a umbrella and mom says "puddin whys penguin here?" He turns to us and he walks over and grabs my arm and pulls me over and sets me on a chair and says "penguin this is my son Barry he will also be known as the jester as you can see on his neck." Dad turns my head and penguin then extends his hand across the table and I shake it and I tell dad "me and mom need to talk to you." He nods and we leave penguin at the table and mom tells him everything I told her and then he starts laughing and says "that's my boy well let's get going you have your first brake in and murder to do sorry penguin we have to do this another time." And penguin comes over and says "that's alright joker tonight I have a party at my club with Barbra and butch why don't you guys come and we can catch up and I could get to know your son since I know both of you so well." And dad says "sure thing we will be there Oswald." Then Oswald leaves and I start laughing and mom ask "what's so funny?" And I say "Oswald is as bad as Bartholomew." Then we all start laughing and we head off to star labs
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When my parents dropped me off at star labs I hear voices and I walk into the cortex to see everyone arguing and I clear my throat and everyone turns to me and start rambling questions at me and I yell "stop I was gone alright it was just 2 days it's not like I was kidnapped or anything I just needed some alone time!" And Joe comes over and looks at my arms and starts yelling "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GET TATTOOS." I start laughing and everyone looks at me weirdly and then I say "because I wanted to plus it's not the only thing that changed." Iris comes over and takes off my Bennie and I hear gasps from Iris,Joe,Wally,Caitlin,Cisco,Harry,Ralph,and Jessie and Ralph ask "rookie why'd you change your hair?" "First of all DONT CALL ME ROOKIE and second because I wanted to." And then my parents come in and say "are we interrupting something." And I say with a smirk "not at all mom and dad." Dad hands me the gun and i say "get in the middle now."
Star labs