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1.hair color.

Red.liam

Brown.zayyn

Blond.hairy

Black.

2.B-day month

Jan.fucked

Feb.licked

Mar.hummped

Apr.striped

May.kneed

Jun.kicked

Jul.fingerd

Aug.flipped off

Sep.shot

Oct.killed

Nov.choked

Dec.elbowed

Year u were born

1999under.my boob

2000.my cousin

2001.my grandpa

2002.my uncle

2003.my vagina

2004.my leg

2005up.my face

Mine is Hairy styles kissed me

Sorry if its lame.

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