these are not my jokes. plz dont copy them.
1. knock knock
who's there
rice
rice who
rice you to the swings
2. knock knock
who's there
sieve
sieve who
sieve me a seat in the lunchroom.
3. knock knock
who's there
hiatus
hiatus who
hiatus lunch and now the school bully is after me.
4. knock knock
who's there
logan
logan who
logan see if there's a full moon out.
5. knock knock
who's there
zelda
zelda who
zelda house! i think it's haunted.
6. knock knock
who's there
i scream
i scream who
i scream tastes cool on a hot day.'
7 knock, knock
who's there
i flounder
i flounder who
i flounder in the shoe department.
8 knock, knock
who's there
gopher
gopher who
gopher a walk to calm your nerves.
knock,knock
who's there
rabbit
rabbit who?
rabbit up. it's an order to go.
9 knock, knock
who's there?
possum
possum who
possum some relish on his hotdog.
10 knock,knock
who's there
lion
lion who
lion will get you in trouble,so be truthful.
11 knock,knock
who's there
thea
thea later alligator.
12 knock,knock
who's there
asp
asp who?
asp your mother if you can come out.
13. knock, knock
who's there
whale
whale who
whale i guess i'll be going now.
14 knock, knock
who's there
harry
harry who
harry up. i don't want to miss the elephant parade.
15. knock, knock
who' there
howell
howell who
howell i feed my pet elephant?
16. knock, knock
who's there
ella
ella who
ellaphant.
17. knock, knock
who's there
owl
owl who
owl be back in a minute.
18 knock,knock
who's there
tille
tille who
tille opens the door, i'm staying right here.
19. knock,knock
who's there
i, noah
i,noah who?
i,noah secret so open up.
20. knock, knock
who's there
tara
tara who?
tara-rah-boom-de-yah.
21. knock,knock
who's there
ann
ann who
ann-chors away,my boys.
