*short one is your partner tall one is you*Warning its gonna get weird
As I walk through the (valley of th-*slap* shut it) house something catches my eye ... Wait not something someone I can walk over to them and see its my bf/gf I walk closer ....closer.....closer
HOLY SHITAKE THIER DEAD
sike
There reading something while sitting on the porch when some random person starts hitting on them you become anger. You STORM OVER THERE and in your nicest voice (more like demonic shut it) you say "excuse me but their takin "
(In a biotch voice) *scoff* as if. Hey their cutie how about me and you go to my place and f-NOT THE BEAN!!!!! ?????? Wtf don't touch a da child you perv your what? 80 *le gasp* I'm 15 eggsactly and their 24 waaaaaay past the legal age there bud so scadadle and leave the bean alone
(Your partner) ummm.........bean??
Yes your are an innocent adorable bean
Oh really ??
*with uncertainty * yes?
Well
Please stand by bad language words being used
Small time skip
And there you are blushing like a mad man as your partner just told you one of the most kinkiest fantasies you've ever heardActually there not fantasies but past experiences
You just died
Wtf is
Wrong with me(every thing)44luna is out (of ideas)