Dad: someone just got stabbed with a knife and it's miss wetherspoon
Son: so she got stabbed with a spoon
Dad: no her name is miss wetherspoon and she got stabbed with a knife not a spoon
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Dad: someone just got stabbed with a knife and it's miss wetherspoon
Son: so she got stabbed with a spoon
Dad: no her name is miss wetherspoon and she got stabbed with a knife not a spoon