"i'm tired of him giving me medical advice because i can't sleep. i have insomnia. do you have a problem? my mom won't let me have nyquil because she says it's bad for me."
- emilydimly343context: talking about how our classmate is always trying to give her medical advice
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things my friends and i say
Randomstupid crap my friends, family, and i say. some of these quotes may not be funny to you and that's ok. some of them might and that's chill...so yeah