3 Seconds I Can Make You Mine

Are You Ready?

{Cheesecake factory July 23, 6:30 pm}

(kids table)

Prod: This is all you wanted for your birthday?

Roc: (shrugs) not really (looks at Lee)

Lee: (slightly smiles and looks down)

Taje: Well alright then

(Adult Table)

Walter: We should all do something together. Ya know before school starts next month.

Cortez: Well we move into the Mindless Crib next week

Keisha: Riiiiight

Cortez: Yeah then after that is the start August and the kids start school on the-

Keisha: 25th

Cortez: That's too much

Walter: Oh well I was thinking we go camping

Keisha: You mean like in the woods laying on that bumpy ass ground in a tent. Oh hell no!

Cortez: Your making it sound worst than it is. It's not that bad. The girls and I went with our God mother when they were four and I was 17.

Keisha: Well. I'm pregnant.

Walter: Keisha, you will be fine

Keisha: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WALTER?!

(Kids at the kids table turn and look towards the Adult table)

Adults: (smile and wave)

Cortez: Trust me. I'll be there (starts to kiss Keisha)

Walter: (clears his throat) Yo?

Cortez: (pulls away) My bad, dog. So we going camping?

Keisha: (sighs) I guess

Tez and Walter: Ayyye

(kids table)

Yanna: Now I KNOW I did not just hear the word camp come from their mouths over there

Taje: Noo

Roc: Y'all don't like camping?

Dessie: Hell no?

Lee: Yeah what this look like?

Dessie: I mean where we supposed to pee and stuff?!

Prince: Hello..a tree!

Dessie: (mocking Princeton) Hello..I aint gonna do my bitness behind no damn tree

Prod: Then just hold it.

Taje: PAUSE! Who said we was gonna go camping anyway?

Ray: Truuue

Yanna: What y'all think would happen if I yell over to their table and ask them?

Lee: You mean y'all across two tables to ask them if we gonna go camping?!

Roc: Then I hope your ass get put out!

Yanna: (sticks out tongue) AYE YO C-

Ray: (covers her mouth) That is so ignorant. In this restaurant with expensive food and bread and butter and cheesecake you gon yell across a bunch of white people.

Yanna: (Shrugs) That's how we be

Lee: You retarded

Tez: (looks over) The Fuck?

Yanna: (mouths and motions for him to come here)

Tez: (walks over to the table) What y'all want?