The Realization

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Taco- Sombras POV

It was like, I dunno... 3 am so I went to go see if anybody was awake I the kitchen. Once I walked into the kitchen in my purple onesie, I saw a passed out Gabe who was being held by somebody. Once that man saw me, he put a mask on. I turned on the light to see Soldier 76 holding Gabe. "What did you do to Gabe!? Did you strangle him?" I whisper screamed. "He-he has a high fever so-so he uh he passed out!" He tried to reason with me. "....Tell me your real identity and I'll put the gun down." Oh yeah. I forgot I had a gun pointed at his stomach "My real name is Jack Morrison!" He whisper screamed.

After talking for about... I dunno, we both carried Gabe to his room. APPARENTLY HIS ROOM WAS BEING SHARED WITH JACK FRICKINGMORRISON. I smirked and said "You better not do any steamy stuff with him~" and then went invisible.

After Jack and Gabe went to their room, I went to go play with my roommate, D.Va. I found her playing video games with lucio, so he said "Oh, you wanna play Sombra?" I took the turn and tottally didnt lose on purpose. The reason I lost was because I didnt use my hacks. And apparently Doomfist had a room all by himself. Last night I had put a translocator in gabe's coat, so if he was sleeping he probably put his coat on a coat rack or something! I turned invisible and then used my transolacator. I was finally in his room! Sure it was a little messy but whatever! I looked on my phone and went to the "Overwatch Chat Room"... and that was the day I noticed that a lot of people chat at 7 am.
Torb: Is anyone awake?

Satya:WHAT

Angel<3: r u still a ,+? U dont even heal!

Falcon:Stooooop! My ringtone is loud

Hack3r: whatthefock

AmazingAim: hey I'm widowBiotch and my user name is SO true lol

BaguetteLover: we all know that's u Ana.

AmazingAim: Well we all know that's you Amelie

BaguetteLover: ->-

SEXYSEXYREINHARDT: HELLO COMRADES!

Torb: lol smexy

Satya: plz go away

Torb: lol there's something on ur skert

Satya: skirt you little shiz

Angel: I need sleep bai

Falcon: same bye

Hack3r: they sleep together

Angel is offline

Falcon is offline

Hack3r:Lol lucio u and Baptiste better wear headphones cuz u guys both live in the room next to them right?

Ribbit: shuttup

SuperLegs: sombra please stop hacking my account to change my username.

SuperLegs has changed their name to FluffyHair

FluffyHair: stop

Hack3r: lol

FluffyHair has changed their name to Baptiste

Reaps is online

76 is online

76: torb there's coffee for you in the kitchen

Protector is online

Protector: Hello! Efi has let me get a phone for omnics!

Beep Boop: 🤗🤗🤗

Reaps: he got one too?

Genji: me and master got one too!

Hack3r: that sounds hot lol

BaguetteLover: Genji:oh hallo mastur
Zennyatta: hello my student let's make out

Hack3r:Lol

Genji is offline

Balls: I did not pick this username

(Btw in this au zenny is humanized)

Hack3r:lol I'm in somebody's room and invisible.

Satya: I bet its 76 and reaps room

Ashe is online

Ashe: I think that's is a good guess

Hack3r: rn they are....

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