'Instant noodles..' you're probably thinking. 'Why do I need a recipe for them?'.
Well, my friend, these are different. These are ultra spicy. Not to be messed with if you can't handle just the two chilli mark.
You'll need:
Instant noodles (duh), spicy chicken flavour
Sriracha
Paprika
Chilli flakes
Brains
Instructions:
1. Get your brains and chop into small, bite-size chunks, with your hand in the bridge position.
2. Boil your kettle and pour the hot water into the instant noodle cup, carefully to avoid splashing.
3. Mix your noodles until they are at your desired texture, and strain.
4. Put both your brains and your noodles into a container, add sriracha, paprika and chilli flakes.
5. Put the lid on the container and shake, shake, shake!
Put on the dawn of the dead in the darkness of your morgue office and enjoy! Just make sure your colleague isn't watching, or that will make for an interesting conversation...
"First, the hot sauce, is that a zombie thing?"
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