THE FUNERAL TOUR {A letter to Palaye Royale }

The Funeral Tour

Dear Palaye Royale,

Before you, I didn't feel quite right. I started listening to you last late December. And now, I have become a person who has been changed by your music, lyrics and Royal Television... You've changed the way I live my life. And the way I feel about myself. There must have been something wrong with me if I never had listened to you before.

I sing your songs around the house, while I'm driving in the car and she says, "I'm not a fan of that." I smile politely and turn my head. Again she says, "what is the meaning of this?" In return I say, "I'm not a fan of you, I'm not a fan of you at all."

The world will no longer be in black and white because of you. All colors are currently visible since I saw Mr. Doctor Man. He told me, after taking the needle out of his throat, "They're coming after me." Well, Mr. Doctor Man, they're coming after me too. Why you ask? They all say I'm misunderstood. With all those wicked stares. Can't you see? See the story I'm trying to tell?

This weird, unique, wicked and corrupted story (letter) is inspired by the talented geniuses, Remington, Emerson and Sebastian of the Fashion Art Rock Band, Palaye Royale. These three beautiful spirits have helped me become the person I've always wanted to be. So before I start to mourn, let me say, THANK YOU.