"FliPINg dUck heaD AsS"
I've been kidnapped by sicheng he put me in his basement I've been chained a tool wall at least it's not rope that would be kinky anyway this monkey lookin thing left his second phone where I could grab it so I took his 2nd phone and instead of calling 9 1 1 I logged on to my insta and posted about it and told my 115 followers that I've been kidnapped by this dude"man I'm kidnapped by this dude named sicheng help this is so scary. nah rly I took his phone to tell y'all bc fr brother I need help ASAP don't be fooled by this stupid smile ok This man is evil 😓"
then I called my rat fren nina who looks like cookie monsters ash hole and a local green dog because I had a dream she was a green dog even tho she has blue hair. I called her and then I told her what's happening
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I've been kidnapped by monkey (sichgeng)
Fanfictionfor my fren ty because she gives me "great" ideas