Me: *turns on camera* ummm is this on? Hans! *drops camera*
Hans: whaaaaat? *picks up camera*
Me: I have no idea how to work that thing
Hans: we'll you got it on
Me: okay *takes camera* hiiiii
Hans: hello
Me: so I got a dare to m-marry Hans and make a video diary of our life together
Hans: I only agree cause I-
Me: cause you wove me! *snickers*
Hans: I do not!
Me: Suuuuuure. Anyway so yeah we are married.
Hans: it's fake though!
Both: definitely fake.
Me: oh and you guys can give us dares or question too
Hans: dares?
Me: yup
Hans: I hate dares
Me: good. Bye now! *turns of camera*