"fuck no you flat bish peasent" he pushes you off of the mountain and your little tooshie shows before you die. "Oh. My. God...HER ASS WAS FULLER DAMNNNN" he says in a girly voice.
Grayson suddenly rips off his pants and reveals that he's a male stripper. He was shirtless with underwear and a bowtie. "Yass queen, work work work" he says and like magic, a strip pole comes out.
Suddenly Ethan walks up the mountain and hits his head on Grayson's throat. Grayson starts suffocating bc Ethan's jaw line cuts like a knife. "Now we know who the real bad bitch is"