What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
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MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
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Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich
Go back to sleep.. and starve
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Sure- you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified.. in the eyes of God?
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I got stds
They make my coochie itch
Burnin' and itchin'
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oOoOo yEs wAiT a MiNuTe mR.pOsTmAn
eHheEh
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Mothertrucker dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick 🍑💦
W a t c h y o p r o f a n i t y
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So I'm sitting there— Barbecue sauce on my titties
*rat noises*
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You're my daaaad
You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie
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That is— not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of mslesjdjrjjdhdndjd
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I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas and this one is not Ar-Kansas?!?? AMERICA EX🅱️LAIN
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The cable turned off
shouldhavesuckedanibbasdickforfree
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I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
😌💅 #girlytingz
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I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL
