Sisters bestfriend

What?!?

Convo between Aubrey and Chloe
C- okay tell me
A- she is not a normal girl
C- what
A- Alex is a intersex
C- woah
A- I knew when I was 8 and she was 6
C- anything else
A- she is jacked, like she has abs and muscle
C- yeah I noticed when she was carrying me
A- she was the most popular girl in high school
C- wow
A- her dick is longer then most boys
C- umm how long is it
A- the last time she was 7 inches and 2 inches wide
C- wow, she tells you
A- no, I make her tell me
C- ohhh
A- she can get jealous easily, just like me
C- noted
A- she is two inches taller then you
C- mmmmm
A- this is not about my sister but beca also has a dick
C- what, how big is hers
A- same thing as my sister, well I think because I never asked my sister for a while
C- oh wow
A- she is lactose intolerant, just like me, but I'm not as much as her
C- noted
A- she is the best singer I ever heard
C- better then you bree
A- yeah
C- what
A-mhmmm
C- now I have to listen to her sing
A- I'm pretty sure she is going to audition for the Bellas
C- I hope so
A- don't tell her any of this, especially the one that she sings better then me, I don't want to admit it
C- your secret safe with me