Okay so I'm a questionable person, not interesting just questionable, and I've attracted quite a few uhhhh........ people. Weird ass people, to be exact. So weird that we made a collective word document just to write down whatever bullshit came to mind. And you k ow what it's funny as shit to me so here y'all go.
"Don't tell me how to live my death."
"My existence itself shakes fear into every fiber of your bones." "Missy what the fuck?"
"I have to go take another picture of my tiny cheese grater and use a photo editing app to make my tiny cheese grater beautiful!"
"Crazy, Russian hackers from China. Bitch."
"TUNA IS A LIE!"
"*disgusting cough*" "Feel that sista."
"A gourmet slim-Jim."
"A re you sure you want to drink the vanilla cherry cola of youth and watch all your friends die?"
"Stop you're endangering my goldfish."
"If you have paggy bants you need to have a shight tirt, right?"
"Gay waffles."
"Gay everything."
"Gay."
"I will drink a whole cup of melted chocolate don't test me."
"If I was in Hogwarts I'd totally screech 'GOTTA GO FAST!' During quidditch games."
"There's a monster under the sink!"
"Can we just take a moment and honor the almighty ramen cup? They need to be honored."
That'll be it for now but if you want more I can post some more!