Unwritten Destiny: A Realities Squad Offical AU

This Is Irrelevant

This is ridiculous, I came here to do some research on the past holy grail wars with Benki and Bunny. But as I flip through books looking into past wars, those two were watching Moana on Benki's phone.

I huffed in frustration as they would poke me, trying to show me a scene.

"Kalaya! Watch this!" Bunny whispered slash yell at me. I shrugged her off and continued my research. I was currently on the 4th war. Seeing all the servants that participated and the masters, going through all the events that took place at the time.

The section I made it to dealt with Archer and His master from the 4th war before I noticed Bunny and Benki pulled a girl over to join them. She was sort but taller than me, blonde hair and green eyes. I recognized her. I felt like I did anyway.

I decided to lean over and see what they wanted me to see.

"K- Kalaya, look! He doesn't have any nipples." Benki said, trying to hold back laughter.  I raised an eyebrow at his remark and looked closely at the large man on screen. Seeing in fact, he did not have any nipples.

"Ugh, he can't be human . . ."

"He's a demi-god, I think." The girl next to Bunny said.

I gasped and glanced down at the book in front of me, reading the line about Archer being a demi-god. I snapped my head over to the side with wide-eyes, looking at the group.

"So that mean Gilgamesh doesn't have nipples!?" I shrieked and all their heads looked at me.

Benki looked down at my book, Bunny put her hand to her mouth in shock, and the girl threw her head back laughing.

After I said that we all made it our mission to see for ourselves. We quickly looked up pictures of him on Benki's phone. Real pictures and cartoon pictures. Everything.

And all the pictures did not show him with nipples. The girl and I howled with laughter our eyes tearing from all the laughing. She stopped and looked at me.

"Wait, so does that mean Hercules doesn't have any either?"

This continued for hours, us laughing silently in the library while Bunny and Benki continue to watching Moana.

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"Caster," I called out, my voice bouncing off of the walls of the large open office room. The small Chinese maiden dressed head to toe in light white robes, decorated with different shades of pink. The rings on the side of the heart that was resting on top of the long cherry wood staff.

Shen Yue.

The ancient myth from China, a small girl said to cause multiple deaths in a nearby village. A ghost she was. Lure the criminals of the village into her cherry wood forest on the mountain nearby.

People said the men and women would be attracted to the sweet scent and calmness of the woods before walking in and being found a few days later lying peacefully dead on the ground.

The only thing that made this so scary, even though the bodies were laid down peacefully. Their faces were nothing but deep holes. Nothing back black could be seen.

The village made the legend Shen Yue. Personified the force of the woods into a maiden. 

I turned around to look at her over my shoulder, she stood there patiently. You would never guess by looking at her that she was born from a gruesome story.

"I had nothing too important to ask you but," I turned around completely and walked up to her. "Back in the era, you lived in, dying one's hair did not exist. So this . . ." I trailed off picking up the one chunk of locks that was a dark red. "This has to mean something, do you happen to know? Caster?"