scrig scrog had just come out of his semi coma. he found it strange that his dreams mainly consisted of the same thing. his clerk, nob scratchit.
however, he just brushed the feeling away and got back to being miserable.
but he just couldnt shake the excitement he felt to know that his clerk would be entering his- workplace- in less than 5 minutes.
unfortunately for scrag it was december, so he could not get hot and bothered because the central heating was being dodgy.
ScRoB nAtChIt eNtErS
"wow scroog is that my salary being raised or am i just happy to see you"
crob latchit was making his advancements quickly and scriglle was catching on ;)
"flob patchit, you are a big strong alpha male- and i know you eat meat in a vegan world- which is why i am going to tell you that my cena induced coma was filled with you, and thats not the only thing being filled today. the other thing being the building, this snow is torrential."
slob natchit was flattered so he finally decided to give scrigel what he wanted, a season pass to dratchit sunday roast, including tiny tim and his minecraft girlfriend belle (another story for when my will to live comes back) and scrob flatchit and the wife who scroggie never even saw as she was always so busy in the kitchen making sandwhiches.
obviously scrage was grateful and accepted blob's offer. and that is the slightly problematic story of how i spent a night that could have been used for revision, making up a very worrying and mentally harrowing story about scrooge and nob scratchit.
hopefully any of my future employers dont find this in a cheeky background check (beercules style)
