The Tail of Kal'za (Incomplete)

Intro

[In the woods, crickets are singing and fireflies are dancing around the beautiful blue lake]

[Emerging from the waters, A naked purple Argonian woman with dark blood-like slick wet hair covering her eyes. She has a curvaceous body with well-definite breasts and posterior.]

"My Thane, have you finished your swimming?"

"In a moment Lydia...and stop calling me Thane, It's just Kal'za." She dives back down into the blue lake.

"Sorry, my Th-...Kal'zama." She was close to the warm campfire as she was cooking Mudcrabs legs with a side of the good stuff [Butter].

[Meanwhile in the blue Lake, a loud splash can be heard as Lydia sees a Slaughterfish was knock out of the water near the campfire. Kal'za herself crawls out the lake and finish it off with an Axe to the head.]

"Sorry Lydia, I was in the mood for Fish instead."

" You couldn't find a salmon to satisfied your hunger?"

"Well, I did...But it got attack and eaten by the slaughter fish. So I waited after it was good and fat from the salmon and I made my move on it...Send that bastard flying didn't I?" She smiles as she petting her own arm boasting of her badassery.

Lydia was enjoying her mudcrabs legs with BUTTER as she pulls out her Bag that is filled with gold and gems of sorts. "Found any pearls down there or lost treasures?"

Kal'za was drying herself off as she lay on her sleeping bag crossing her legs and her arms together to cover the private bits. "No... Not even a petty pearl...it was a waste of time anyway."

"Well sooner or later you gotta learn how to smith so you can make more gold than before."

"Smith?...I've never smith before... Besides I need to mine silver and gold all the time? No thank you."

"Of course, It won't be easy at first... but we will have enough to buy use a house...a proper house...the one Jarl of whiterun offer us for 5,000 Gold."

"I see your point...I rather not just sleep in a sleeping bag out in the open either...but the Inn are very nosy as well as noisy! One time some drunk Nord sneak into my room and was trying to mate with me..."

"Than you got jail time for killing a drunk homeless man with your voice."

"IT WAS A REFLAX. I paid the Fine for my freedom! And I had to sleep on the dirty floor next to a dead body for next week!"

"And then we end up broke...again."

"It's alright! I told you before we will get the golds back and look at this! Almost 3,000 gold away!"

"Still Kal'za...we need to hurry this along as we go...vampire rumors are breaking out and it starting to feel like we could be easily attacked and bitten or even worse..."

"I'm the Dragonborn...there no possible way a vampire will mess with us unless they want to get shout at!...speaking of shout...I really need to find that horn for the greybeards."

Lydia was yawning as she already getting tuck in her sleeping bag. " In the morning...My Thane."

" I told you not to call me that...Lydia?...Lydia!" She looks around the woods as she places her axe beside her just in case if anything happens. "Lydia when you wake up cook the slaugtherfish for breakfast for me!"

Lydia was already snoring and drooling as the cricket got louder...Kal'za Slowly falls asleep herself as she snuggles in her sleeping bag as well.