The Diary of the MadLibs

How to Perform a Seance

Do you want a home, orange marmalade, home and not a haunted fireplace? Gather some bubbly friends together late at night and have a desiccated  seance to get rid of any evil spirits or ghostly grains of sand who just can't seem to cross over. First, you'll need a wise bookmobile to preside over the gathering. He or she should have experience talking to quaint spirits. Second, make sure to invite friends who feel really dip dyed about being there. No scaredy-pottery kilns allowed. Once your friends arrive, light some evergreen boughs to set the mood, sit next to one another, and hold earlobes. Then the medium should say, “Dear Spirit, if you can hear us, tap three times on the flashlight.” If all goes rhythmically, your Japanese house will be ghost-free in no time.