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Jared sat apot one of the many trees surrounding the campus of Stuyvesant university, in his costume as the Brown Widow, of course.

Watching, scanning really, the area below. His dorm room. He saw Dean below sitting at the small desk next to his bed. He was reading a book, most likely the philosophy textbook, he wasn't doing so great in that class especially after Tosh took over.

Dean looked so.. concentrated and statue like. But the nice kind! The kind you could stare at alllll day. Jared thought to himself.

Jared was so busy thinking of Dean he didn't notice him get up and go outside.

Dean was studying, hard. He needed to pass this test! It was a big percent of his grade and with Tosh as the new professor it was hard to understand anything! He's also pretty sure he sabotages his grade just cause he's close with Jared.

Dean wasn't sure why Tosh hated Jared. It made him upset, Jared was so sweet and caring. How could anyone hate him. He thought to himself feeling flustered.

Feeling warm in the face he went outside for some fresh air. He was studying to much anyway he told himself trying to deny any thoughts of Jared.

He walked outside quickly knowing it was a little taboo to be walking around the dorm buildings this late at night.

He finally got outside after what seemed to be an eternity of stairs. Pushing the doors open and walking to the side of the dorm building where it seemed nice at. The stars and trees making a good place to look for constellations.

Dean could've swore he saw something move in the trees. A big thing that submerged itself in the leaves after seeing Dean turn the corner. He watched suspiciously.

Jared noticed Dean was gone after a few moments of fantasizing of romantic things involving a certain someone.

Probably just went to the bathroom. He told himself hoping it was true, but alas his hopes weren't fulfilled.

He saw Dean round the corner quickly, he wasn't wearing his coat just the button up shirt and his cuffed jeans. A weird style but who was he to judge?

Jared retreated into the leaves of the thinning tree. He couldn't let Dean see him. He wouldn't understand. No one he knew would. Face turning sour at the thought of being alone, he always tries not to think of being alone or different, he wanted to connect with people! He's tried oh so many' times.

He saw Dean starring the the Trees looking almost exactly at him. It was nerve racking.

Although, he thought to himself, he would know it was me if I just popped up. He can't see me without the suit he'll never know! Jared thought happily.

Dean watched the trees nervously looking for whatever was in there to make a mistake.

Suddenly he saw someone leap out of the trees and do some amazing acrobatics.

Dean yelped in surprise. He expected a big cat or a regular guy hiding from something stupid, not a masked figure.

"Not to worry citizen!" The masked figure spoke "it's just The Brown Widow!" They said eccentrically giving themself a grand entrance.

Dean laughed he wasn't sure at what though. It could've been the fact he was so scared over a cute offbrand Spider-Man, or that offbrand Spider-Man sounded suspiciously like Jared.

He doubted Jared could be a superhero though, he's to normal and doesn't have may factors that could lead up to this.

Although it would make sense if he had multiple eyes. He always wore a headband no matter what the occasion was.