One day you and your boyfriend are laying in bed together. It's a cool summer night and everything is perfect. You get up to use the restroom and when you come back your boyfriend is on one knee. He's asks you to marry him. You don't answer. You slowly walk over to him and whisper to him. Get the fuck up. He gets up quickly and you slowly get on your knees. He asks you what you're doing but you don't respond. As you reach his bulgde you unbutton his pants and pull down his zipper. His weiner gets excited and as soon as you pull his lace panties down his huge penith shoots up. It pokes you in the eye and you both laugh. At first you softly stroke his weenie but then you shove it all in your mouth. As you suck he says the dumbest thing ever. He thinks that just because you're sucking his hot dog you'll marry him. You get mad and bite his entire penid off. His whole body hits the floor and he squirms around in pain. As blood gushes out of his nub you laugh and call him disgusting. Then you shove his bloody penis in his mouth. As he chokes on it your girlfriend comes out of the closet. You kiss her passionately. Then you have a quickie in front of him while he slowly dies. You laugh while your gf fucks you from behind. Hes aroused but he has no dick so he can't get a boner. You laugh at him because he was a homophobic bitch. You're gf finishes and both of you are satisfied. As she's about to walk out the door you tell her to wait. You have an idea. A wonderful idea. Y'all poor bleach on his dick and you drown him in the pool. The End.
